Bhikhari: Mujhe Khane Ko Kuch Mil Sakta Hai! Pathan: Kal Ka Salan Kha Loge? Bhikhari: Ji Ha Bilkul! Pathan: Achchha To Fir Kal Aana!
Safina: Tum Kitne Mote Ho Gae Ho? Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Ho! Safina: Par Main To Maa Banne Wali Ho! Pathan: To Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hu!
Pathan: Aaj Kisi Ne Mere Baap Ko Gali Di! Dusra Pathan: Fir? Pathan: Maine Bhi Uske Baap Ko Gali Di! Dusra Pathan: Lekin Vo Tha Kaun? Pathan: Mera Beta!
Ek Bed Par Tin Pathan So Rahe The! Tinon Ko Jagah Kam Pad Rahi Thi! Ek Pathan Uthkar Niche So Gaya! To Baki Donon Pathan Bole "Wapas Aaja Ab Jagah Ban Gayi Hai!"
Begam: "French Frisse" Bhi Ho Gae "French Tost" Bhi Kha Liya Ab Ek "French Kiss" Ho Jaye! Pathan: Sorry Janu Is Hotal Men Koi French Aadmi Kaam Nahi Karta!
Pulis: Tumhe Kal Subah 5 Baje Fansi Di Jayegi! Pathan: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Pulis: Tum Kyon Hans Rahe Ho? Pathan: Main To Uthata He Subah 9 Baje Hu!